Title: Aliens Are Pigs!
Genre: Humor
Pages: 163
Synopsis:
Aliens Are Pigs! takes us on a colorful and humorous ride as we journey into the psyche of a typical 41 year old man as he faces the abyss unfortunately known as Mid-Life. As part of the journey to find the culprits behind the aging process, the reader encounters the toilet paper touting butler that’s collecting intelligence for the Old Guy Delta Force.
Additionally, the reader gets to experience the birthing of a 6’-2” tall 75 year old man and tour the latest Booger Factory as it creates a new armor for the U.S. Military. The journey continues with encounters of the Naked Witch, The Horny Old Toad, Pompous William and Grubby ol' Rastus.
These are just a few of the many characters and adventures and that readers will embark upon as they discover in Aliens Are Pigs! that it’s really Aliens that have taken over and it’s them to blame for the aging process as they laugh and joke at the humans...all as part of their self centered Alien Redneck Tailgate Rodeo.
This book is a must read if you:
Are a man that's about 40....Are a man that's either older or younger than 40....We're once a man but are no longer a man....Know a man that's 40....Know a man that's not 40....Never knew a man....Might possibly know a man....May someday know someone who might know a man....Are a woman who knows a man....Are a woman who may have heard of a man....Are a woman who could care less about a man....Are a person....Are a duck.
Enjoy this adventure and I'll bet you can relate.....If you like it...tell your friends!
And....Thank You!
